Dicking

A replacement for FUCKING

I made dicking 40.

by Mushr00m May 27, 2022

Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017

Dark as dick

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

by Sinop24 August 12, 2017

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.

Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022