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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
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dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois
My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...
by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016
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dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019
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dick demolisher

Someone who constantly chases dick and destroys it. Someone who just bursts through and attacks it.
Im a dick demolisher and I destroy ist like how circle table kids destroy anime
by GODLY Z-EAZY December 22, 2017
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emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore
¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨
by bbeli January 10, 2022
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Dick Jacuzzi

When multiple dicks share a single mouth.
Guy 1: Dude we totally had a dick jacuzzi with Isabella B. last weekend!
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.
by Big Alfred May 21, 2014
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