Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…

by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024

The dirty chicken

The act of sexually attracting a potential mate utilising chicken or rooster like behavior, then blindfolding them right before fucking, put on a chicken suit. Just before you nut you have them take the blind fold off , while you shout "CLUCK CLUCK MOTHER FUCKAAA"

Also known as the dirty benny, or the chicken.

He gave me the dirty chicken last night, im still finding feathers in my meat purse

by Angrytoast0o April 3, 2020

Dirty Mrs. Weyman

The act of receiving oral sex from Stuart the minion while moaning loudly until climax is achieved. This act is timed and plotted on a dot plot purely for the love of statistics.

Bro I heard Sophia got the dirty Mrs. Weyman in the closet at robs party a few weeks back.

by Finn Mahoney January 17, 2025

Dirty dom

When one simply farts in the shower and proceeds to follow through upon his actions and paint the town brown

The food didn’t sit well last night chap I had to run upstairs and drop a dirty dom

by Mysticmick January 17, 2025

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

ze dirty third

the third floor (or attic) of someone’s house in lake forest where naughty stuff happens aka sexy time

wanna go up to ze dirty third

by mspinky July 28, 2020

Dirty Piwon

Shitting while standing up and locking eyes with a group of unsuspecting men showering.

After the game the wombats got bamboozled in the showers by John taking a Dirty Piwon in the locker room.

by Mr bojangles24 November 25, 2020