Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
by BillieTB November 10, 2020
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Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
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“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”
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