Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day

April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!

Ayo Did you know that April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day?? I just sent mine!

by gojolover239 April 15, 2024

Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018

Skinny Dick Energy

Tall skinny (thin) guy with a big dick. That doesnt act like he is a dick.

"i love machine gun kelly. He has that skinny dick energy."
#TheOutLaws

by Crayon77 October 5, 2023

Dick in a pussy

When you are having sex

I was made when my dad stuck his dick in a pussy

by Play toy June 11, 2020

dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017