Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Charcoal Dick

A man who has endured so much dry pussy, there dick is burnt like charcoal

That cooch was so dry It gave me charcoal dick

by LostFruit21 July 23, 2025

Dick suck december

The moth teens and adults get roudy
If u know what mean,sex they have sex

The month to be horny and fuck

Yo im so redy for dick suck december my girls vigina is going to be crusty and dusty by the end of the month

by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Dick rider

Garland locals

“Let’s skate garland”

“Nah (dick rider)”

by Hot curry October 17, 2023

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025