State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

dick sword

Australian rhyming slang for Discord

OH YEAH MATE COP A FEW SNAGS ON THE BARBIE AND JOIN THE DICK SWORD SERVER UP THE APPLE AND PAIRS AFTER MATE

by DICKSWORD November 10, 2019

Dick nipples

An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.

My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

Dick Twist

Mostly used to cheer for someone should beat somebody. For example in a video game or an MMA Fight.

"Grab his dick and twist it, do twist that dick! The Old Dick Twist!" - A guy in the crowd cheering for a fighter at a MMA fight.

by BlechiBlech May 22, 2020

Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008