Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 17, 2010

Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".

I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!

by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011

401K Tits

Describes a woman in the office that has no personality except getting to the top at any cost.

Dude 1: "Hey, there comes that gal from marketing again.". Dude 2: "Ah, you meant the one with the 401k Tits?"

by Big Big Ed April 18, 2018

oreo tits

a white guy tity fucks a black woman .

Did you hear about Bob and Laquisha? oreo tits all night baby

by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011

tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

rib tits

bruising on the lower ribs from laying prone on a surfboard

Dude, I went surfing yesterday for the first time in a while, and now my rib tits are killing me!

by Kenny Vengeance July 19, 2010

Chunk Tit

Dance perfomed heavily intoxicated by J.Nixon and Co.

The female was diggin my chunk tit all night.

by shatner484 May 17, 2011