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ugly people goals 

when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.

Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
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Poodle people 

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!
Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Shadow people 

Mysterious dark beings that are seen resulting from sleep deprivation, hallucinogens (mainly deliriants) or potent stimulant use (such as meth), mental illness, or even possibly an actually real paranormal phenomenon.
I couldn't go to sleep, because the shadow people appeared in my bedroom, and they were scaring me.
Shadow people by K-Dogg1 August 27, 2019

Poodle people 

The real power behind many an empire.
The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.
Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Poodle people 

Somebody who was a wimp growing up, and decided to dedicate every second of every minute of every day to being a sho nuff bully, the kind of person who outbullies anybody. Dangerous not because of where they come from or their ideas, but because they would do anything to keep the world from knowing what they're made of.
Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.
Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Flower People 

All these flower people piss me off so fucking much they're x'ed.
Flower People by Turf Wars Sweat October 23, 2019

Greenlandic people 

Eskimo kindest and #5 ugliest people in the world but beautiful at the same time the strongest people you will ever meet
Kevin: omg I wish I was from Greenland
Greenlandic people: yeah it’s greAt
Greenlandic people by Be_the_FLOW November 13, 2019