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Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021
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top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)
"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"
by Shae Baby August 5, 2008
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Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team
Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team
by Plastics October 6, 2021
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mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.
Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!
by dildont July 12, 2017
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weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities
This world is wild at heart and weird on top.
by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007
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a top chick

A top chick is a girl who will ride a guy all night.
"Amy is a top chick she rode me all night."booty
by young prepper October 11, 2015
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Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
by regretsword December 17, 2020
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