Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift

by JennO89 February 22, 2009

Oh My Ellen

An alternative to the widely used "oh my god". Used by those that follow the Ellen Degeneres movement.

Oh my ellen he's hot

by _olli3._ December 18, 2021

Oh My Hooves

"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.

"Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.

by I Said Good Day September 1, 2012

Uh oh stinky

The cool way to say oh no

Person 1:I think Jacob is about to die of cancer
Person 2:Uh oh stinky

by TastyIsVibing July 1, 2020

oh my geurd

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

by AK-ARI September 23, 2023