crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019

Get your girl or crush flowers day

October 23

October 23 is now national get your girl or crush flowers day

by Ef13&4957828485 October 23, 2019

Crush

Someone who doesn't like u

Crush: sorry but I don't like you

by ItsEzraXD August 17, 2022

Ask out your crush day

December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.

Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me

Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you

by Mcalistair November 29, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On October 21st you must kiss your crush!

You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*

by looloo348 October 20, 2020

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016