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wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack
That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez
by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011
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Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.
Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty
by Dnipps October 6, 2009
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wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off
there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk
by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009
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wet boi

He is fucking lit man you cant do shit to this motherfucker man he will kick your gay ass hes really patriotic and will love to fuck trump
Man why is that WET BOI fucking that wall?
by Intelligent boi October 14, 2017
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Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"
Maureen is truly one big wet scooter
by jmac4791 December 27, 2007
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Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.
by Devin Lam January 11, 2008
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Wet wipe

by just a nigga August 11, 2018
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