Shit on a Stick

Having a very high opinion of one's self. More vulgar than "hotshot".

She thinks she's shit on a stick, but she's really just shit on a splinter.

by Funny-German December 26, 2020

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023

Jiggle Stick

A word used by Little to describe the Organ called Penis.

Ronny's Jiggle Stick was big and helped his dysphoria.

by HollowKnightXXXX July 31, 2017

Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.

"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."

by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020