Poopy Butt sandwich

The best sandwich Ever, essential when you have a poopy butt, you’ll end up craving a poopy butt sandwich

Hey cami, let’s get a poopy butt sandwich

Oh hell ya ! I’ve been craving one

by Keehnmachine March 13, 2020

Slazo's Earth Sandwich

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.

"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"

by seems like every name's taken October 1, 2019

Asian Spaghetti Sandwich

An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.

Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.

by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021

Chicken Sandwich Day

On November 24th, whenever someone has a chicken sandwich, walk up to them, grab and scrunch up their chicken sandwich so hard that the contents fall out, then throw it at their face and watch them cry and shout "haha chicken sandwich"

Haha Chicken Sandwich Day

by breadsauce4 August 25, 2022

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

by JonKellog April 25, 2021

chief sandwich officer

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.

One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.

by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015