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cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.
Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.
by whoisboris February 13, 2019
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Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
by CSean7 January 18, 2018
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Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner
"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "
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overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks
Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.
by Loganruleslarge February 5, 2020
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Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
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Scramble your eggs

by R$$91 January 2, 2022
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Lil nas eggs

by Fortnight balls coc balls to January 8, 2022
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