National No Socks day

People Must come to school without there socks tomma with nothing but slides...

National No Socks Day is for everybody to let there feet breath

by Made Genesis April 15, 2019

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Hillbilly cum sock

When Heather Bothell gets filled by another man's cum it's running down her leg

Heather Bothell was plowed by another man and he used her like a hillbilly cum sock

by Heather Bothell August 7, 2022

sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

by samsonuwan May 11, 2021

Hot Sock of Shit

A sock containing typically warm fiecies in a good quantity, potentially even steaming. Used in jest between buddies or to denote ones appearance.

It made me feel like I'd been slapped round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit!

Would you like a slap round the face with a Hot Sock of Shit....

They look like they've been slapped round the face with a Steaming Hot Sock of Shit.

by baabaam May 13, 2022

Sock n Butter

When you shove butter into a sock and fuck the shit out of it.

Rob: damn i wis-
Weasel- godamnbit I just found my uncle “Sock n Butter” ing on my bed

by Lamar Scrôdum November 30, 2020

Jedi, Sock, and Smith

A group of three guys that are assumingly gay (though its just a stupid rumour)

Hey, do you know Jedi, Sock, and Smith?

Yeah, theyre gay.

by bonbonbunny05 March 27, 2020