red sox

a team who has only won 1 world series in the last 86 years, a team who has won 6 world series total, a team who puts out the biggest baby in left field, a team who got swept in 2006 in a 5 game series by the YANKEES, a team who failed to make the playoffs in 2006, a team that finished 11 games behind the YANKEES, a team that struggled to finish in second place

Who sucks now?

The Red Sox are a team from Boston with fans claiming dominance of the baseball world after winning one World Series.

The Red Sox have only one 6 WS's in their entire history; compared to the Yankees, they suck.

by ottowa October 25, 2006

Red Tide

Red tide is a communist plot that produces potent neurotoxins in the Gulf of Mexico area. Irritations of the eyes, nose, throat, tingling lips and tongue are common symptoms that often occur during red tides, along with massive fish and marine life death.

"Stay indoors! Those damn Ruskies hit us with the Red Tide again."

by Jeanine May 13, 2005

Red Sox

A team that believes that winning one World Championship in 86 years validates the idea that they are better than a team that has won 26 titles over that same period of time.

Congratulations Red Sox, you now have half the amount of World Series Titles as the Florida Marlins over the last 86 seasons.

by Randy Johnson January 25, 2005

red door

Crazy asian triad.

WC R BITCHES!

Reddoor > Wc

by LAWRENCE LIU July 18, 2003

Red Neck

A person decended from a high lineage from the Conferderate Era and is a very noble person. He belives in all things With an Engine and bullets.

Jack is a Red Neck and uses a 12-gague

by Maulinator9 April 8, 2004

Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

by Liz86 November 2, 2010

red sock

The act of pulling some intestine out from the anus after or during sodomy giving the appearance of a red sock stuck on the butt.

sodomy red sock

by nixxcain December 20, 2009