ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014

John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.

John Phone is calling, wyd?

by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

by JayeKaye October 6, 2025

Smacking Phones

Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.

“Wake up bitch, I got Smacking Phones” - Certified Trapper

by crackhead bible man September 20, 2023

wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.

Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.

by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016