Super Straight

closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a “sour like funky smol gay” most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.

jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky

by im a whore and a bimbo May 8, 2021

Super straight

The most stupidest, dumbest, inhumane ass bitch ass fucks (a straight person how believe trans woman are not woman and trans men are not men)

Im super straight

Oh so you mean your super transphobic

by (lgbtq+) April 27, 2021

super-straight

1. Someone who is only attracted to cisgender females
2. Someone who is transphobic
3. A menace to society

Hello, my name is Adam, I'm excited about this date but before anything I want you to know that I'm super-straight by the way.

The reasonable date proceeds to walk away.

by Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais April 22, 2022

Super Straight

if you see someone say "i'm super straight" that means they are a gay bottom looking for a big strong man to fuck them in the ass! they are into piss, vomit and other bodily fluids. they suck a lot of dick and rarely shower, they are also usually failed abortions!

"oh he's super straight? i'm a big strong man who wants to fuck him in the ass!!"

by toratheswagster March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Basically just straight with extra steps...

Guy 1: in super straight

Guy 2: no mate you’re just straight with extra steps

by harry12543 March 9, 2021

Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

Semi-straight

A cisgender heterosexual man who would not date transgender people due to his transphobic ideas and fragile masculinity.

These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.

Transphobe: Hi! I’m super straight
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy

by sweaterw3ather March 6, 2021