national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

by hubert is cool April 12, 2019

National Expose Friend Day

On November 10th expose 1 friends picture on snap but delete it after 1 minutes

I don’t even kno National Expose Friend Day

by Aseer November 6, 2019

National Report DeadNight Day

March 3rd is the day of reporting Deadnight, the dipshit of a 6 year old who shouldn't exist

Hey Jacobi tomorrow is National Report DeadNight Day! Time to set a timer for 8:30 tomorrow huh?

by AnG3LD34TH Tr4DG3DY March 2, 2022

National Hug Sean Day

march 6 is national hug sean day (:

guy: why is everyone hugging sean?

other guy: bc it’s national hug sean day!

by what’s it to u March 5, 2020

National unus annus day

nov 14th is national unus annus day It’s a day where we post fanart and wear merch and pay respect to the death of unus annus or more the life

oh did you hear tomorrow’s national unus annus day

by I'm dealing with depression November 13, 2020

National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020