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La Plata High School

Defined in articles as one of the best high schools in the US and the best public school in southern Maryland. But... what local teens know it as spoiled rotten, rich, druggie, sluts and oh yes, all the white people (sike we all knew that).

It is white people galore at La Plata and the only sports we can win are... you guessed right! White people sports! Golf, Tennis, Wrestling, Field Hockey, Lacrosse, Soccer, Ect.

But I digress, yeah... tons and tons and tons of drugs. Tons and tons and tons of STD's and lots and lots of of daddy's girls and boys running around in cars that cost more than all of St. Mary's County while putting their face in a coke bag and tokin a doobie.

Yessir that's La Plata. 6 out of 7 of the only black people in school come from the meadows and are known for their dirtiness and coming straight from DC and skipping the whole PG/Waldorf experience.

But if you ever think you see a La Plation... think to yourself. 1)Do they carry around too much money? 2)Do they wear excessive amounts of perfume/cologne 3)Do they drive a luxury vehicle worth more than your house? 4)Do they seem to be the only white people at parties in the Dorf? If you said yes to all of that, then you just might have one.
Andrea Rockefeller: OMG I am hella syced for this partay in the dorf tomorrow!!! Chill a sec... I gots to get ma dutch bag from the Beamer. Ugh like La Plata High School has so much drama. But atleast I have money!

Matthew Kennedy III: Sounds straight, hold up lemme crotch this shit before Kaylor gets at me again. My parents said I can't go to Aruba if I get caught 3 more times.

Andrea Rockefeller: Blowwwwnnn
by FuckdaPOPO4sure January 18, 2010
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Daniel De La Torre

A hot, sexy guy who has a very large cock. Tall, this man by this name is considered alpha males in every thing that they do, as long as it isn’t homo. Deff knows how to fight, but quick to shoot your ass.
"Nice cock! Getting more bitches on yo dick?" Dude said "Fuck ya nigga just lubing the good ol 12 incher up!" Now that guy must be Daniel De La Torre!
by Durtyon3 November 28, 2018
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La Salle College Preparatory

La Salle is a high school in Pasadena/ Sierra Madre. Once known for its drugs and party animals it is now changed into a strict private were learning is the primary goal. Although there are still stoners on campus it is now more family-friendly. Sports used to be bad but their athletics programs are now top-notch. Honestly, it's a good school to go to. it's just expensive.
person 1: its a public school
person 2: Nah La Salle college preparatory is getting better
by .chilly. January 20, 2020
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Ashby De La Zouch

A market town in Leicestershire, England, notable for it's 3 Co-ops and high levels of racism due to lots of tories living there.
You do not want to go to Ashby De La Zouch, mate, They're a bunch of tory, racism jobbers there.
by theonlyginger October 6, 2022
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creme de la meme

A French-English term (typically meaning "Cream of the meme") used when one wants to attach funny and ironic text onto a reaction photo

Can also literally translate to "Cream of the same (amount)"
John: Why does Frank keep putting Creme de la meme on all of his photos?
Max: He's trying to be a memelord, duh!
by Creamiest of the Memeiest August 7, 2016
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Las Vegas Alarm Clock

Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.
Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.
by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017
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la bala de plata

"the silver bullet" written on cans of coors beer
i was drinkin la bala de plata with my homies yesterday.
by johnny paycheck January 11, 2006
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