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christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.
by anonymous March 11, 2023
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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 1, 2018
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Christianized

When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos
I was Christianized in an ocean.
by Roberto de la santos April 25, 2023
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Christian-ja-dag

Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D
Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D

Christian-ja-dag
by aleksspesje November 20, 2020
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Christian

A amazing guy. He is a great boyfriend. He is always there to make sure you are okay. If your ever sad he will give you a hug until your smiling. He is a really funny guy. He always finds a way to make you laugh or feel better when you are upset. He is the kind of guy that you want to spend all your time with and he makes you feel like you are the most important girl in the world. He is greatly loved by his girlfriend and she will do anything for him.
hey do you know who that is?
Yeah that's Christian he is a really funny dude.
by Hatty Hatington June 21, 2017
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christian the latrine

First I gotta Christian the latrine
by Christianthelatrine November 7, 2020
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Christian

Sexiest nigga alive get all the hoes smart and with a fat mean cock
Christian is a god
by Stepbrochris November 22, 2021
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