by Book Start July 13, 2015
Get the durt bird mug.You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009
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Get the bird fucked mug.When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
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"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
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Get the Bird Nesting mug.A pink bird is usually used for people that are hated by everyone. they know they are hated but don't give a care because the most likely deserve it.
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