Dick

something ya mom sucks

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"

by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021

Dick sucked

Deepthroating hardstroking facefucking
Knight stick spitting enjoying being a throat beast where ever when ever possible to the opposite sex this excludes trannies

Man I really wanna get my dick sucked right now

by anonymous December 21, 2019

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

dick

The guy that sells athletic stuff

I wonder how many sporting goods dick has?

by Just an irrelevant dumbass May 31, 2023

Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)

P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling

by EmJayee January 30, 2019

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018