Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Give your girl a hoodie day

Give your girl a hoodie day is January 15

Bf: here’s my hoodie it’s January 15 nation give your girl a hoodie day

Gf: oh thanks!

by Hoodiegirl January 15, 2020

What's your favorite dinner food?

Something you say after introducing yourself as Chelsea.

Hi, my name is Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?

by jumping_beans June 3, 2020

butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024

Your done period

When a GIRL gets mad at you she says "YOUR DONE PERIOD"only when she is really nagged

Boy-1 That bitch told "Your done period"
Boy-2 HAHAHHAHA
Girl Come here :)
Boy-1 I NEEDA LEAVE

by hehapepa April 29, 2024

your mom

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 12, 2021

Get your little horse out of the rain

“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen

M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me

by Veerah September 1, 2021