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your mom

the most efficient way to answer any question. a much needed addition to gen z.
"guys what's answer to q3?"
"your mom

"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"

"what should we eat?"
"your mom"
by qtqtqtqtq November 22, 2021
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Your Mother

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
by Broman memedude February 2, 2023
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Your child

You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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your mom

uhhhhh
your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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to save your Obamatanic

(related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic):

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your political legacy once you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b)to save your own political legacy, even it means caring somewhat less about the future of your political party
only G-d may know how to even try to save your Obamatanic , both definitions a) and b) in the case of President Obama in 2016
by Sexydimma December 11, 2016
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