suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 6, 2019

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out

Homegirl was dying on the dick

by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023

Dick

A thing that tells a man what to do

The Dick "I'm standing now"
The man that say a cute girl "down she's with her husband"

The Dick "would you like to go out with me"

by Wenny_Da_Pu December 2, 2019