wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce

by Gvaldez August 3, 2009

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.

Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty

by Dnipps October 6, 2009

wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off

there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk

by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

wet dans

Wet disposeable towels used exclusively at the bathroom to wipe one's ass. fresko fat google boy

That google boy sounded liquid, you'd better bring your own wet dans, just in case.

by David Gill October 6, 2003

Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.

by Devin Lam January 11, 2008