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Michigan State University 

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.
Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan

william peace university 

Formerly Peace College, but now commonly referred to as WPU or Weird People University. One look inside a classroom or at a group of a particular major and one will immediately understand where the term originated.
Hey, they look like they go to Weird People University. Lemme ask them.”

...fifteen seconds later...

“Yo what school do y’all go to?”

“William Peace University.”

Regent University School of Law 

A small, private, Christian law school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Though the law school's rank is not published by the U.S. News and World Report, Regent routinely beats top schools including Harvard, Yale, and the University of Virginia in intercollegiate Moot Court and Negotiation competitions. Also despite its low ranking, Regent Law attracts many students who have passed on acceptances from Top 25 law schools who choose Regent because of the conservative, faith-based atmosphere. For this reason, Regent is generally considered a "national" rather than a "regional" law school, unlike most other bottom tier schools. The law school was founded by Christian minister and Yale Law School graduate, Rev. Pat Robertson.

Just under half of Regent's graduates enter private practice, but a large portion of its graduates place in government positions in the Washington, D.C. market. Monica Goodling, the subject of the controversial 2006 U.S. Attorney's dismissals, and Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell are graduates of Regent Law.

The law school's faculty is comprised of nationally renowned legal scholars educated at Harvard, Yale, Chicago, Virginia, Georgetown, Duke, and Texas, among others. Having faculty members from such top legal institution is not common at most lower tier law schools. Some of the most notable faculty include former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft and nationally recognized Evidence Law expert Prof. James J. Duane.
Joe: I'm trying to decide between Yale Law School, the University of Virginia School of Law, Duke Law School, and Regent University School of Law.

Tim: Obviously go to Yale.

Sally: Just go to the highest ranked school.

Joe: I'm going to visit them, meet the professors, and see what I like.

(Three weeks later...)

Joe: I'm going to Regent. The professors are the same quality as Virginia, the people are more laid back than at Yale, the people aren't as viciously competitive like at Duke, and it's fifteen minutes from the beach.

Fordham University 

College in NYC. 2 campuses: Rose Hill (main) and Lincoln Center. Nice school and all, cept you gotta deal with the faggot fordham prep kids.
Hey Fordham Universityis pretty nice and all, but whats the deal with these faggot high school kids on campus?

George Washington University 

Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"

Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."

Marshall University 

Located in Huntington, West Virginia. Home Of the Thundering Herd. Has a movie about it called 'We Are Marshall'(that movie is the shit). School colors are green and white. Has a great medical program.
Kelly: "You going to that Marshall game saturday?"
Carly: "For sure...the Herd is the shit."
Kelly: "I know, I am so glad i am going to attend Marshall University."