Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

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whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

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dick bra

Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.

Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.

I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.

by Big C & Lil E September 6, 2010

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Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

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twink dick

Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis

“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”

by socalgay February 3, 2019

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The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

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