golden square birthday

Similarly to your golden birthday, your golden square birthday is when you turn the square of your birth day.
If you were born on the 6th of the month, your golden square birthday is when you turn 36.
If you were both on the 2nd of the month, your golden square birthday was when you turned 4.
People with high birth day numbers do not get to celebrate their golden square :(

It's my grandma's golden square birthday today! She's turning 81!

by zoop_zoop August 19, 2020

Golden ice balls

Fireball, rumplemints, and goldschalger. No fire and ice for chewsky!!!!!

Can I get a golden ice balls? NO CHEWSKY!!!

by Chewsky September 2, 2022

Czech golden Shower

When the entire magazine is spent from a VZ-61 Skorpion and the brass casings are still falling to the ground long after.

When me and my buddys go to the range, the Czech golden shower is always a crowd pleaser

by zehelkitty November 17, 2022

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss

Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013