Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

A Pink Bird

A pink bird is usually used for people that are hated by everyone. they know they are hated but don't give a care because the most likely deserve it.

STOP BEING SUCH A PINK BIRD!

by A Pink bird September 29, 2022

Knocking Bird

When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️

This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!

Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”

Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!

by Champagne Pappy June 11, 2019

show bird

1.Another word for thot or whore
2. Love attetion from the opposite sex
3. could be male or female

me: that bitch over there is such a fuckin show bird
friend: i know right

by show bird December 22, 2015

Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

bird food

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.

Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.

by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012

Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009