punch slap

a slap so hard it feels like a punch.

omg why did you just punch slap me?!
you deserved it

by puffdaddybanban October 9, 2019

Dilly Slap

Putting your hand in a condom, filling it with water, and then slapping someone.

Chick: Jo wouldn't give me his Snack Pack, so I dilly slapped him in the face.

by willynillydilly2 October 13, 2011

Cum Slap

Cum Slap (Verb): The art of cumming in ones hand and slapping their partner.

“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”

“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Slap the bag

Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.

Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today

David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?

by Youngskinnydick June 7, 2018

slap a daddy

slap a daddy (v.) a girl so ugly you feel the only recourse is to slap the one responsible for her genetic makeup.

That's an ugly bitch, i need to slap a daddy
That girl is so ugly i need to slap a daddy

by Scite Ipsos June 5, 2007