halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010

instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021

Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$

A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans

by Sstav October 23, 2015

piss tree

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers

Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.

by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017

Drago Piss

When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.

“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.

“Time to mute him?”

“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”

by DragoDiCuore May 5, 2023

Roast Piss

When one pisses exuberantly on an Arby's bathroom floor

Emily: Bro, I just took the maddest Roast Piss in the bathroom
Shane: Great, but did you get Jamochan Shake?

by JoshTheIdiotic May 22, 2020

Piss face

Somebody who will always find a reason to hate you. Almost ALWAYS a Scorpio. Usually named Travis, Tom, Jackson, Jamaal, and Shawn

Guy1: I HATE that Piss face
Guy2: Who? Travis?
Guy1: Yep.

by ThatOneFunnyDude December 21, 2018