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white people a lot 

A phase in someone's life that he considers rough himself, even though he doesn't know jack shit about real problems.
Person 1: Did you hear that Daniel's Bentley broke down? Now he has to ride his 2000$ bike to school.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.

single people lips 

Lips that are dry and chapped.
Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"
single people lips by liquid.air August 11, 2017

old people cagematch 

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.
"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.
old people cagematch by m33k41 September 28, 2017

purple people beaters 

a group of 3 or more that are dedicated to hunting down and destroying every purple person they can find.
watch out for them purple people beaters,its over for you if they catch you.

Poor People Airpods 

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.

Essex People 

With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.

When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
"Some Essex people are nice, others... Not so much"