Milk Moustache

When you cum across a girls upper lip

Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache

by zombiecrisis January 22, 2014

Milk Dragon

When you are having sex with a pregnant female, and she climaxes so hard that she squirts and lactates at the same time.

I was boning my girl so hard in her second trimester, that she turned into a total milk dragon.

by Donut_mro June 13, 2016

Milk hole

The hole in the booby nipple that milk comes out of to feed a fetus.

"Mom, where does milk come from?"
"The milk hole, son."

by fukitsomuuchh May 8, 2018

Milk Rat

When a man ejaculates inside another man’s rectum with a gerbil in it

Tony and Jeff enjoyed a late night of milk rat

by Dieseldoc430 November 30, 2021

Shit Milk

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.

"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two

by rynofilms October 21, 2010

Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.

Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!

by IIIXIII313 October 23, 2011

Sod Milk

The aftermath liquid residue resulting from sodomy.

Ahw, I've leaked sod milk all over the couch

by earwarmer May 28, 2010