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cowboy like me

person 1: what's the best song ever?
person 2: obviously cowboy like me by taylor swift
person 1: you're so right. taste!
by ccccccc13 February 7, 2022
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busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.
"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"
by familyguydork November 30, 2020
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Park like a fuckhead

When someone parks in a manner that:

1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.

2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.

3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.

4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.

5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.

6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.

7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.

8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.

9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
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lagging like tits

a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag
bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?
by michael9230 October 11, 2008
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like a moose in a hurricane

A phrase commonly used on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn bro.. that was just like a moose in a hurricane
by I make words123 October 15, 2020
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i like food

Dad: Stop eating or your gonna get fat
Me: I LIKE FOOD OK?
by HelpIlikefood October 2, 2017
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i like dick

saying used by gay men that means: i like dick
jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021
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