Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off

I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"

by Badboy327 June 29, 2014

Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.

I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009

Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.

"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"

by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009

Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

Super Blow Bomb

This occurs when more than one lady is giving a guy a blow job and he ejaculates more than usual on the ladies.

He was relaxing while his drunk girlfriends gave him a super blow bomb.

by CHside July 13, 2009

rhino blow job

A blow job with smooth side to side movement.

Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.

by Slidyslder February 11, 2014