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wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
by Gvaldez August 3, 2009
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wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.
That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.
by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011
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floor is wet

A prison term for when a hair enters the cell block. It means to hide everything your doing
(Guard enters) Sam: Floor is wet!
Gavin: Oh no I have to hide my gun!
by NathanOG March 14, 2017
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Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015
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Wet Mexicano

Bro Izzy and I totally did the Wet Mexicano last night!
by SizzleDizzleCracka February 7, 2021
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wet poodle

someone's pubic hair after oral sex.
Dude 1: dude i just ate a girl out
Dude 2: Damn how did her wet poodle taste
by madonnacansuckmydick July 20, 2017
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