Douche-bitch

One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.

Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.

by Lauren German April 10, 2008

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dingle douche

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

man he is being a huge dingle douche

by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011

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When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.

Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.

by King Kohan October 13, 2009

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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

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douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

by dave nondouche March 12, 2009

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