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Sneak a bang

When you have to sneak somewhere to have sex with someone to avoid being caught...
My friend and his girlfriend both still live at home with their parents and so they have to pull the sneak a bang whenever they wanna get frisky so they dont get caught by their parents.
by bakingpowder11 December 18, 2009
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False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010
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Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
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pitty bang

My girl was feeling sore down below so she let me pitty bang her instead.
by Pimpercrombie69420 December 14, 2014
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banging uglies

We got caught in the stock room banging uglies
by D Rock NYC November 9, 2014
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Slang Bang

A slang bang is when a person engages in a great degree of slang words or broken English, accompanied by hand gestures and signs.
Naughty By Nature

"It's all about a slang bang
Doing this sh!t lyrically on wax
and getting paid for it
Word up, we don't care where you're from
Everybody can get down with the slang bang
We doin "rhyme-bys" on record"

"Laura Beth you're a white girl, you can't grow up to be a black woman, police that raps"
"But Mommie I always practice my slang bang"

When the school bully tried to put my friend down, I had to slang bang his dumb self
by obey potato June 2, 2018
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Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
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