scram pig

to leave the area because your not liked, or wanted

your pissing me off, so scram pig.

by proper manz September 25, 2009

Pig Ring

That ugly as fuck piercing where the girl has a ring through the middle of her nose that immediately turns her appearance from daddy’s little princess into an outright anal whore

Eww, Rachel went and followed the other anal whores in our grade and got herself a pig ring. Gross.

by Celebs online August 24, 2021

Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

Pig wiggling

The rythmic repetitive movement performed by fat bastards.
Otherwise known as dancing.

Lets go clubbing with the chubby chasers and do a bit of pig wiggling.

by Mike__ Hunt November 8, 2010

pig and tickle

When you're doing it doggy style, you reach over her head and stick your fingers up her nose, giving her a pig snout. To complete the move, insert you middle finger into her anus and twist it like a tail. The resulting squeal completes the pig and tickle.

I really love to do the pig and tickle

by Tinder box August 22, 2017