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Facebook Finger

That pose that has taken the world of Facebook (and Social Networking in general) by storm, where all and sundry seductively place there index finger (usually) to the side of their pouting “Oouuh” lips when their photo is being taken. Kinda like a cross between Austin Powers and Jordan being seductive (ie, not always attractive).
On a night out pretty much anywhere in the West, you’re sure to encounter the phenomenon of bumping into groups of hipsters struttin’ their stuff, and lots of flashes going off and Facebook fingering taking place.
by frank_bird June 28, 2010
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Facebook Parenting

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
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facebook singing

The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.

(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)
Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly

John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky

Kim German says I think about it every night and day

Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away

Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009
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Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...
Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...
by Skudderz May 22, 2010
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Facebook-Feminist

When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".
Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!
by fudgeyew November 12, 2014
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facebook fatty

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight
Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.
by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010
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facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.
person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010
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