by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015
Get the put it under your lungsmug. A dumbass way of saying follow the rules that is so over used it makes my eardrums bleed until I die of blood loss.
by I got your band folder March 24, 2016
Get the follow your normsmug. by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
Get the Shit in Your Assmug. Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
Get the National Pay Your Wife Daymug. John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
by acrestare July 3, 2011
Get the get your crumbs at the readymug. your iq is as high as the room temperature is if a bully that has a bit of smart in his brain would say, but you are smarter and u use Kelvin B)
Bully:Your IQ is as high as the room temperature.
You:I use Kelvin
Bully: >:o
other kids: :o
Geography teacher: *gives you 59473487 amounts of A+*
You:I use Kelvin
Bully: >:o
other kids: :o
Geography teacher: *gives you 59473487 amounts of A+*
by battle cats fan real November 21, 2022
Get the your iq is as high as the room temperaturemug.