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He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020
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Dick

Dick is a slang word the means penis or

It is a thing to eat or what you can call someone
Daughter :can I eat your dick

Dad:sure sorry it’s really big it’s raw so eat it its on the stovetop
Daughter : 🤤 yummy
by XboxkidJr April 13, 2022
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Dick

Something guys compare the length of and something that girls pull and suck off.
That dick is so long I just want to put my lips over is and suck it so hard.
by Wonkey Donkey July 14, 2021
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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
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Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious
Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.
by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020
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dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 6, 2021
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Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
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