National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

dick

a dick is someone who is simply an asshole :)

Person 1: That dude is such a dick.
Person 2: What a dick

by yes❤️no🖤 September 28, 2021

Dick Detour

When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.

Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!

by TacitAura June 23, 2020

Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

Dick

Ur a dick if u searched it

U r a bitch dick

by Jacob loves me 123 April 16, 2017