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Cheat on your gf day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.
by Sjanna November 1, 2021
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Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
I’ll geico your ass.
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
mugGet the Geico your ass.mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
mugGet the What's red, and bad for your teeth?mug.

Your mom

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.
by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
mugGet the your mommug.

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