Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

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Huge dick

Something very yummy

Girl:ooh I love the taste of ur huge dick now squirt the white stuff *moan*

by ImDaisy August 5, 2022

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Sirus

Sirus is a dick

by SIRUS BOI 21 June 6, 2019

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Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.

That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019

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Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick

omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on

by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021

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Dick

A male private part located in the lower area of the body on the front side. Also known as a: Penis, Cock, Dingaling, Nutz, Balls.

It is a very sexy part of the body. It is used for sex and peeing. Mostly sex because sex makes you feel good.

Jessica said: "Jason, your dick is so big!"

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Adriana licked Alex's huge dick and moaned harder each time. "Ungh! Ungh!" She moaned as Alex inserted his dick into her ass. She felt pain but it felt good.

by Miss_Sexy_Katie June 25, 2019

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