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Dirty American

A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!

Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar

It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.

Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice

And into that

You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.

Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.

Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace

Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.

Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon

One part like and coconut spiced rum.

Then you take one part johnny blue walker.

And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.

Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with

One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue

On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.

You dirty American.
Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?

What did u just say?

I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?

Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!

ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
by Dirty American October 21, 2023
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